EVEN ARTICHOKES HAVE HEARTS.

Film Collage (4): Amelie

THE FOLLOWING IS A WORK OF FICTION.

Film Collage (3): (500) Days of Summer

AH YES, THE SINGLEMAN PARTY.

Film Collage (2): The Graduate

WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU, WHO NEEDS FRIENDS?

Film Collage (1): Rushmore

HYPOCRITE

This looks warm and lovely.

AMERICANA

WHEN WE HAVE A HOUSE

Pembroke Welsh Corgi, someday.

MAYBE THE DINGO ATE YOUR BABY

I want these wallabees, but I'd like the boots to look more like these:

Does that make any sense?

MY JUNKYARD PLACE

Saw an old, giant, pink truck for selling food on the side of the road for $4000. I want to now start my own company and make this my summer job.

WATCHING BASEBALL

BEAUTIFUL BEAST

I need to get out more.

IS IT SO HARD...?

Iceland.
Iceland's green, Greenland's ice.

STILL ON THE LIST

I've melted into the couch.
Come, scoop me up.

I REALLY MISS MY OLD CAMERA.

I am abundantly depressed by how awful my new camera is.
I need a new one to fill this cavernous void.

LIFE IS NO WAY TO TREAT AN ANIMAL

I could eat, sleep, and breathe Vonnegut. He's just so perfect.

CLAW FOOT TUB

For some reason, whenever Laura and I teamed up to play Cranium, we always pulled the card that begged of us to act out the charade of "claw foot tub." And for some reason, we always nailed it.

FEELIN' FALL AND

JULY, JULY

Are you the favorite person of anybody?

YOU ARE AN ANIMAL AT HEART

I AM A KID

Florence is a phemon; I need to go back.

YOU BEAUTIFUL MILITANT

SOMEBODY BRING ME SOME HAM!

It's impossible not to love her.

BABY'S EYES ARE BLUE

DESERT BOOTS

Just bought these bad boys.

FALLEN.

TRASH THE TV?

Some BS Discovery Channel show is on. The guy is trekking through snow in shorts, a bandana, and braided pigtails. Time for some 30 ROCK, pronto.

MAYBE SOMEDAY

MINE !