GET YOUR NEW KICKS

School starts tomorrow, and I wish I was going to be wearing these.

SHOSHANNNNAAAAA

I really wish I had the time to watch this gem today. Some days are just days for Basterds, and today's feeling like one of those days.

JOAN HOLLOWAY.

I can't help but think that two things are missing from Joan's Barbie likeness. However, I do wish I had a daughter so I could be a creep and buy her the Roger Sterling version.

BETSEY BEST

Perfume for life: Betsey Johnson, despite the fact that I am allergic to it. But man, is it worth it.

VIVIENNE + MELISSA.

When I'm rich, I'll wear plastic shoes. That'll show 'em.

ALSO, I WISH I HAD THIS:

CLASSROOM PROPAGANDA.

I just purchased a poster of this for my classroom. I don't think any of my students will catch on that it's really only for the sake of my sanity; that is, until they see me chanting it under my breath.

THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR WALKING.

My birthday is in a month, ALSO KNOWN AS "Ryan, please buy me these boots so that I can squeeze my fat cankles into them and think I look like a million bucks, but really actually look more like a pretentious version of Daria."

NO TIME FOR JABBER

Since my employ, I've got no time to write. Just time to watch my cat play predator & time to water the plants & time to make blogs, but no time to write in them.